Breaking News: Athlete Marries Model

Tennis-pro, Andy Roddick did the unusual and unthinkable - he got hitched to a 21 year old swimsuit model. Men everywhere are scratching their heads and saying, "Now, why didn't I think of that?" Is Roddick trying to keep pace with his famous ex, who also pulled a "World's Most Typical Hollywood Dating Combo"? That would be an actress hooking up with a musician - this time in the form of Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams (ewwwww). I think Andy got the better part of this deal. Andy got hitched in Austin, Texas last night to Brooklyn Decker. The two met when Roddick saw a photo of her in Sports Illustrated and asked his agent to track down her phone number. How very Brad to Jen of him. (Pitt infamously asked his agent to set up a date with Aniston after seeing an episode of Friends. Let's hope Roddick and Decker have a happier ending.) It must be nice to be at the level of fame where you can flip through a magazine like your own personal dating service - and not the kind they try to give you on the Strip in Vegas! Congrats to the happy couple!